Quote Of The Month
I started Pilates. I'm the only guy in there. They plot before I get there: 'How can we make John look ridiculous?' Because every exercise involved my legs up, like I'm in the stirrups or something.
Previous Months' Quotes
Quote for April 2013 - unknown
"She shops therefore she is"
Quote for March 2013 - Richard B
"What the caterpillar calls the end, the master calls the butterfly"
Quote for February 2013 - Woody Allen
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans"
Quote for January 2013 - Issac Asimov
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"
Quote for December 2012 - Sir Winston Churchill
"If you're going through hell, keep going"
Quote for November 2011 - Leo Rosten
"Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller"