Message In This Year's Christmas Card From My Daughter Sammy....
Simon, the pilates-teacher
Had a very shiny head
And in the summer lessons,
You would even say its red!
Some of the Fitness Centres
Used to think that he was weird
Bared him from teaching classes
Instead they laughed and then they sneered
Then one fateful day arose
And Simon got a chance
To show them all what he was worth
He hasn’t had a second glance!
Now all his students love him
They want to learn all his tricks
And as for the mean Fitness Centres
Who cares, they're just all big pr…..awn balls!